"Oh my God. This place is a mess. Maybe we should just move."
(via myownsecretceremonials)
(via myownsecretceremonials)
(Source: theheterophobicguy)
(via thecatswhiskers)
WILL: Hey, did you read the paper today?
GRACE: I stopped reading the paper. Now, when people talk about the news, I just shake my head and say, “I know. It’s unbelievable.” Suddenly, I’m informed.
WILL: I know. I do the same thing with “I know, that was some game.”
(Source: unpopularcoworker)
(Source: robnclr)
(Source: robnclr)
(Source: theheterophobicguy)
Karen - Did you hear that?
Jack - Yes!
Karen - Oh my god. Honey what, OH MY GOD! Did you see that?! What is it?! It looks like a big red, matted rodent or something!
Jack - I can’t quite… OH! There it is! What the hell is that?!
Karen - I don’t know, but it’s moving around the back!
Jack - I’ll get the flashlight!
Karen - I don’t think I’ve ever seen that colour in nature before…
[Grace, Jack and Karen screams]
Karen - Oh my god! Is it a yeti?!
Jack - No… It’s a single white female with terracotta rinse.
(Source: theheterophobicguy)
(Source: this-url-is-ironic)