"Oh my God. This place is a mess. Maybe we should just move."

— Grace Adler (via indshadowofyourheart)

(via myownsecretceremonials)

"C’mon, Grace, it’s like it says in the bible. The best way to make you feel good is to make someone else feel bad."

— Karen Walker (via aforegoneconclusion)

"No, no! No one likes your pickled shrimp. You know why? PICKLED. SHRIMP."

— Grace Adler to Will Truman

(via thecatswhiskers-deactivated2011)

(via thecatswhiskers)
WILL: Hey, did you read the paper today? GRACE: I stopped reading the paper. Now, when people talk about the  news, I just shake my head and say, “I know. It’s unbelievable.”  Suddenly, I’m informed. WILL: I know. I do the same thing with “I know, that was some game.”
WILL: Hey, did you read the paper today?
GRACE: I stopped reading the paper. Now, when people talk about the news, I just shake my head and say, “I know. It’s unbelievable.” Suddenly, I’m informed.
WILL: I know. I do the same thing with “I know, that was some game.”

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

(Source: robnclr)

(Source: robnclr)

"This is not weird Grace, gay republicans are weird! This is sick!"

— Will Truman

(via jazzandgaga-deactivated20111102)

  • Grace: We don't need a library...
  • Will: That's right! !e don't read... and we don't need a meditation room...
  • Grace: That's right! We don't believe in anything!

Karen - Did you hear that?Jack - Yes! Karen - Oh my god. Honey what, OH MY GOD! Did you see that?! What is it?! It looks like a big red, matted rodent or something!Jack -  I can’t quite… OH! There it is! What the hell is that?!Karen - I don’t know, but it’s moving around the back!Jack - I’ll get the flashlight! Karen - I don’t think I’ve ever seen that colour in nature before… [Grace, Jack and Karen screams]Karen -  Oh my god! Is it a yeti?!Jack - No… It’s a single white female with terracotta rinse.

Karen - Did you hear that?
Jack - Yes! 
Karen - Oh my god. Honey what, OH MY GOD! Did you see that?! What is it?! It looks like a big red, matted rodent or something!
Jack -  I can’t quite… OH! There it is! What the hell is that?!
Karen - I don’t know, but it’s moving around the back!
Jack - I’ll get the flashlight! 
Karen - I don’t think I’ve ever seen that colour in nature before… 
[Grace, Jack and Karen screams]
Karen -  Oh my god! Is it a yeti?!
Jack - No… It’s a single white female with terracotta rinse.

(Source: theheterophobicguy)

"Gay sex is so hot!"

— Grace Adler (via marrepe123)

(Source: any-good-urls-for-sale)

  • Grace: You said that money was no object.
  • Karen: Honey, that's just a saying, like, "That sounds like fun!" or "I love you."