MALCOLM: Grace, can I ask your advice? I’d like to come up with something really special that I could do for Karen. To show her how much she means to me. And I was thinking of having her name tattooed on my chest, right here, nip to nip.
GRACE: Yeaah…. I wouldn’t do that.
MALCOLM: Why not? Because they’re uneven? Because I’m cool with it being diagonal.
(Source: unpopularcoworker)










