MALCOLM: Grace, can I ask your advice? I’d like to come up with something really special that I could do for Karen. To show her how much she means to me. And I was thinking of having her name tattooed on my chest, right here, nip to nip. GRACE: Yeaah…. I wouldn’t do that. MALCOLM: Why not? Because they’re uneven? Because I’m cool with it being diagonal.
KAREN: Honey, Malcolm and I are really excited to go to your autumn carnival. Oh, and, uh, by the way, if you talk to Stan, I’m at the Star Trek convention in Anaheim until Monday morning. GRACE: Wait, you’re still seeing Malcolm? I thought you were gonna break up with him now that you’re back with Stan? KAREN: Honey, I know, but I can’t. He’s such a sweet man and… Well, you know me. If there’s one thing I can not do, it is hurt another person’s feelings. JACK: That is so true, Karen. You do have a kind heart. KAREN: I’m sorry, honey. I don’t what it is, but your faggy little voice is just going right through me today.