• Barry: This all seems so superficial. Are gay guys only about bodies & faces?
  • Jack: Absolutely not. They're only about bodies. Faces you can cover up with a cute hat or leather hood.
adultmom:

Oh! I’m vibrating! 
Which means I have a text message… on my vibrator!

adultmom:

Oh! I’m vibrating! 

Which means I have a text message… on my vibrator!

cerberusjam:

“I don’t want no scrubs…” Love it.

“Oh my God, that voice is ridiculous!”

(via hollijandro)

(Source: holliecyon)

(Source: folkstar)

(via thecatswhiskers)

"I’d rather be a fag than afraid."

— Jack McFarland (via fckedupches)

(Source: cmeansches)

(Source: robnclr)

(Source: robnclr)

"Jack! You know Gavin has problems with food in teeth. Now kindly respect that."

  • Bonnie: I'm a lesbian, Jack.
  • Jack: I don't believe you! Say something lesbionic!
  • Bonnie: Home Depot.