- Barry: This all seems so superficial. Are gay guys only about bodies & faces?
- Jack: Absolutely not. They're only about bodies. Faces you can cover up with a cute hat or leather hood.
"Jack! You know Gavin has problems with food in teeth. Now kindly respect that."
- Bonnie: I'm a lesbian, Jack.
- Jack: I don't believe you! Say something lesbionic!
- Bonnie: Home Depot.