"C’mon, Grace, it’s like it says in the bible. The best way to make you feel good is to make someone else feel bad."

— Karen Walker (via aforegoneconclusion)

(Source: npine)

"Ohh, honey, no one in the world would believe you’re straight. You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. And you fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down… And you landed on a gay guy… And you did him. No, no, honey, you’re gayness can be seen from space!"

— Karen Walker (via jasonxcore)

(Source: justsupergood)


KAREN: Will, I need something from you. WILL: I’m sorry, Karen. I literally peed two minutes ago. KAREN: Not that. I’m trying to teach my staff how to spot  terrorists. Could  you come by around 3:00 and dash through the foyer  with a backpack? WILL: Can’t. I’m starting my new job at the Coalition for Justice.  It’s a non-profit that helps people that can’t afford lawyers. KAREN: Oh, well, honey, I’m sorry. You’ll find a real job soon. WILL: It is a real job. KAREN: Right. And this is my first liver.

KAREN: Will, I need something from you.
WILL: I’m sorry, Karen. I literally peed two minutes ago.
KAREN: Not that. I’m trying to teach my staff how to spot terrorists. Could you come by around 3:00 and dash through the foyer with a backpack?
WILL: Can’t. I’m starting my new job at the Coalition for Justice. It’s a non-profit that helps people that can’t afford lawyers.
KAREN: Oh, well, honey, I’m sorry. You’ll find a real job soon.
WILL: It is a real job.
KAREN: Right. And this is my first liver.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

cerberusjam:

“I don’t want no scrubs…” Love it.

“Oh my God, that voice is ridiculous!”

"So, how’d you hurt your back? Running away from good taste?"

— Karen Walker (via spencerbeck)

(Source: spencerbeckphotography)

(via hollijandro)

(Source: holliecyon)

(via insideahumanhead)

"Oh c’mon honey it’s just acting, how hard can it be? Kate Beckinsale does it…"

— Karen Walker (via james-is-my-name)

(Source: tookmyworldwithyou)

(via thecatswhiskers)

(Source: robnclr)

(Source: robnclr)