"Ohh, honey, no one in the world would believe you’re straight. You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. And you fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down… And you landed on a gay guy… And you did him. No, no, honey, you’re gayness can be seen from space!"
KAREN: Will, I need something from you. WILL: I’m sorry, Karen. I literally peed two minutes ago. KAREN: Not that. I’m trying to teach my staff how to spot terrorists. Could you come by around 3:00 and dash through the foyer with a backpack? WILL: Can’t. I’m starting my new job at the Coalition for Justice. It’s a non-profit that helps people that can’t afford lawyers. KAREN: Oh, well, honey, I’m sorry. You’ll find a real job soon. WILL: It is a real job. KAREN: Right. And this is my first liver.