(Source: robnclr)

faux-semblant:

Scott Woolley: Members of the board, Walker Inc. is in a shambles. And the woman to blame for that is Karen Walker. Her tenure as CEO has been marred by mismanagement, corporate malfeasance. And in one instance, uh, public drunkeness at the Central Park Zoo
Karen: Hey, that goat stole my flask. What was I supposed to do, not punch it?

faux-semblant:

Scott Woolley: Members of the board, Walker Inc. is in a shambles. And the woman to blame for that is Karen Walker. Her tenure as CEO has been marred by mismanagement, corporate malfeasance. And in one instance, uh, public drunkeness at the Central Park Zoo

Karen: Hey, that goat stole my flask. What was I supposed to do, not punch it?

(Source: lapetitespoon)


Karen - Did you hear that?Jack - Yes! Karen - Oh my god. Honey what, OH MY GOD! Did you see that?! What is it?! It looks like a big red, matted rodent or something!Jack -  I can’t quite… OH! There it is! What the hell is that?!Karen - I don’t know, but it’s moving around the back!Jack - I’ll get the flashlight! Karen - I don’t think I’ve ever seen that colour in nature before… [Grace, Jack and Karen screams]Karen -  Oh my god! Is it a yeti?!Jack - No… It’s a single white female with terracotta rinse.

Karen - Did you hear that?
Jack - Yes! 
Karen - Oh my god. Honey what, OH MY GOD! Did you see that?! What is it?! It looks like a big red, matted rodent or something!
Jack -  I can’t quite… OH! There it is! What the hell is that?!
Karen - I don’t know, but it’s moving around the back!
Jack - I’ll get the flashlight! 
Karen - I don’t think I’ve ever seen that colour in nature before… 
[Grace, Jack and Karen screams]
Karen -  Oh my god! Is it a yeti?!
Jack - No… It’s a single white female with terracotta rinse.

(Source: theheterophobicguy)

(via forevercharmedbywillandgrace)
  • Grace: You said that money was no object.
  • Karen: Honey, that's just a saying, like, "That sounds like fun!" or "I love you."
MALCOLM: Grace, can I ask your advice? I’d like to come up with something really special that I could do for Karen. To show her how much she means to me. And I was thinking of having her name tattooed on my chest, right here, nip to nip. GRACE: Yeaah…. I wouldn’t do that. MALCOLM: Why not? Because they’re uneven? Because I’m cool with it being diagonal.
MALCOLM: Grace, can I ask your advice? I’d like to come up with something really special that I could do for Karen. To show her how much she means to me. And I was thinking of having her name tattooed on my chest, right here, nip to nip.
GRACE: Yeaah…. I wouldn’t do that.
MALCOLM: Why not? Because they’re uneven? Because I’m cool with it being diagonal.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

"Huh, huh, what? GIN?!"

— Karen Walker (via klaineaholicauthor)

(Source: transandthecity)


KAREN: Honey, Malcolm and I are really excited to go to  your autumn carnival. Oh, and, uh, by the way, if you talk to Stan, I’m  at the Star Trek convention in Anaheim until Monday morning. GRACE: Wait, you’re still seeing Malcolm? I thought you were gonna break up with him now that you’re back with Stan? KAREN: Honey, I know, but I can’t. He’s such a sweet man and… Well,  you know me. If there’s one thing I can not do, it is hurt another  person’s feelings. JACK: That is so true, Karen. You do have a kind heart. KAREN: I’m sorry, honey. I don’t what it is, but your faggy little voice is just going right through me today.

KAREN: Honey, Malcolm and I are really excited to go to your autumn carnival. Oh, and, uh, by the way, if you talk to Stan, I’m at the Star Trek convention in Anaheim until Monday morning.
GRACE: Wait, you’re still seeing Malcolm? I thought you were gonna break up with him now that you’re back with Stan?
KAREN: Honey, I know, but I can’t. He’s such a sweet man and… Well, you know me. If there’s one thing I can not do, it is hurt another person’s feelings.
JACK: That is so true, Karen. You do have a kind heart.
KAREN: I’m sorry, honey. I don’t what it is, but your faggy little voice is just going right through me today.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)