Karen - Did you hear that?
Jack - Yes! 
Karen - Oh my god. Honey what, OH MY GOD! Did you see that?! What is it?! It looks like a big red, matted rodent or something!
Jack -  I can’t quite… OH! There it is! What the hell is that?!
Karen - I don’t know, but it’s moving around the back!
Jack - I’ll get the flashlight! 
Karen - I don’t think I’ve ever seen that colour in nature before… 
[Grace, Jack and Karen screams]
Karen -  Oh my god! Is it a yeti?!
Jack - No… It’s a single white female with terracotta rinse.

(Source: theheterophobicguy)