KAREN: Will, I need something from you. WILL: I’m sorry, Karen. I literally peed two minutes ago. KAREN: Not that. I’m trying to teach my staff how to spot  terrorists. Could  you come by around 3:00 and dash through the foyer  with a backpack? WILL: Can’t. I’m starting my new job at the Coalition for Justice.  It’s a non-profit that helps people that can’t afford lawyers. KAREN: Oh, well, honey, I’m sorry. You’ll find a real job soon. WILL: It is a real job. KAREN: Right. And this is my first liver.

KAREN: Will, I need something from you.
WILL: I’m sorry, Karen. I literally peed two minutes ago.
KAREN: Not that. I’m trying to teach my staff how to spot terrorists. Could you come by around 3:00 and dash through the foyer with a backpack?
WILL: Can’t. I’m starting my new job at the Coalition for Justice. It’s a non-profit that helps people that can’t afford lawyers.
KAREN: Oh, well, honey, I’m sorry. You’ll find a real job soon.
WILL: It is a real job.
KAREN: Right. And this is my first liver.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

(Source: folkstar)

"No, no! No one likes your pickled shrimp. You know why? PICKLED. SHRIMP."

— Grace Adler to Will Truman

(via thecatswhiskers-deactivated2011)

(via thecatswhiskers)
WILL: Hey, did you read the paper today? GRACE: I stopped reading the paper. Now, when people talk about the  news, I just shake my head and say, “I know. It’s unbelievable.”  Suddenly, I’m informed. WILL: I know. I do the same thing with “I know, that was some game.”
WILL: Hey, did you read the paper today?
GRACE: I stopped reading the paper. Now, when people talk about the news, I just shake my head and say, “I know. It’s unbelievable.” Suddenly, I’m informed.
WILL: I know. I do the same thing with “I know, that was some game.”

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

(Source: robnclr)

(Source: robnclr)

faux-semblant:

Scott Woolley: Members of the board, Walker Inc. is in a shambles. And the woman to blame for that is Karen Walker. Her tenure as CEO has been marred by mismanagement, corporate malfeasance. And in one instance, uh, public drunkeness at the Central Park Zoo
Karen: Hey, that goat stole my flask. What was I supposed to do, not punch it?

faux-semblant:

Scott Woolley: Members of the board, Walker Inc. is in a shambles. And the woman to blame for that is Karen Walker. Her tenure as CEO has been marred by mismanagement, corporate malfeasance. And in one instance, uh, public drunkeness at the Central Park Zoo

Karen: Hey, that goat stole my flask. What was I supposed to do, not punch it?

"This is not weird Grace, gay republicans are weird! This is sick!"

— Will Truman

(via jazzandgaga-deactivated20111102)

"I don’t think they give out awards for helping people be gay. Well, unless you count the Tonys."

  • Grace: We don't need a library...
  • Will: That's right! !e don't read... and we don't need a meditation room...
  • Grace: That's right! We don't believe in anything!
  • Terry: Will, I'm sorry, but this guy is an idiot.
  • Jack: Smart enough to sleep with men!