(Source: timetomoveonforever)

(Source: theheterophobicguy)

KAREN: Will, I need something from you.
WILL: I’m sorry, Karen. I literally peed two minutes ago.
KAREN: Not that. I’m trying to teach my staff how to spot terrorists. Could you come by around 3:00 and dash through the foyer with a backpack?
WILL: Can’t. I’m starting my new job at the Coalition for Justice. It’s a non-profit that helps people that can’t afford lawyers.
KAREN: Oh, well, honey, I’m sorry. You’ll find a real job soon.
WILL: It is a real job.
KAREN: Right. And this is my first liver.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

(Source: folkstar)

(via thecatswhiskers)

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WILL: Hey, did you read the paper today?
GRACE: I stopped reading the paper. Now, when people talk about the news, I just shake my head and say, “I know. It’s unbelievable.” Suddenly, I’m informed.
WILL: I know. I do the same thing with “I know, that was some game.”

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

(Source: robnclr)

(Source: robnclr)

faux-semblant:

Scott Woolley: Members of the board, Walker Inc. is in a shambles. And the woman to blame for that is Karen Walker. Her tenure as CEO has been marred by mismanagement, corporate malfeasance. And in one instance, uh, public drunkeness at the Central Park Zoo

Karen: Hey, that goat stole my flask. What was I supposed to do, not punch it?

(Source: theheterophobicguy)