"Oh my God. This place is a mess. Maybe we should just move."

— Grace Adler (via indshadowofyourheart)

(via myownsecretceremonials)

"C’mon, Grace, it’s like it says in the bible. The best way to make you feel good is to make someone else feel bad."

— Karen Walker (via aforegoneconclusion)
  • Barry: This all seems so superficial. Are gay guys only about bodies & faces?
  • Jack: Absolutely not. They're only about bodies. Faces you can cover up with a cute hat or leather hood.

(Source: npine)

"…you know what, I’m not even gonna finish that sentence. I’m just gonna have a happy party in my head."

(Source: unwritten-scorpion)

adultmom:

Oh! I’m vibrating! 
Which means I have a text message… on my vibrator!

adultmom:

Oh! I’m vibrating! 

Which means I have a text message… on my vibrator!

"Ohh, honey, no one in the world would believe you’re straight. You’re as gay as a clutch purse on Tony night. And you fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down… And you landed on a gay guy… And you did him. No, no, honey, you’re gayness can be seen from space!"

— Karen Walker (via jasonxcore)

(Source: justsupergood)

KAREN: Will, I need something from you. WILL: I’m sorry, Karen. I literally peed two minutes ago. KAREN: Not that. I’m trying to teach my staff how to spot  terrorists. Could  you come by around 3:00 and dash through the foyer  with a backpack? WILL: Can’t. I’m starting my new job at the Coalition for Justice.  It’s a non-profit that helps people that can’t afford lawyers. KAREN: Oh, well, honey, I’m sorry. You’ll find a real job soon. WILL: It is a real job. KAREN: Right. And this is my first liver.

KAREN: Will, I need something from you.
WILL: I’m sorry, Karen. I literally peed two minutes ago.
KAREN: Not that. I’m trying to teach my staff how to spot terrorists. Could you come by around 3:00 and dash through the foyer with a backpack?
WILL: Can’t. I’m starting my new job at the Coalition for Justice. It’s a non-profit that helps people that can’t afford lawyers.
KAREN: Oh, well, honey, I’m sorry. You’ll find a real job soon.
WILL: It is a real job.
KAREN: Right. And this is my first liver.

(Source: unpopularcoworker)

cerberusjam:

“I don’t want no scrubs…” Love it.

“Oh my God, that voice is ridiculous!”

"So, how’d you hurt your back? Running away from good taste?"

— Karen Walker (via spencerbeck)

(Source: spencerbeckphotography)

"What’s sex with a man like?"

— Ellen DeGenerous as a nun on ‘Will & Grace’ (via msfantastico87)

(via jugs-the-bicorn-deactivated2012)